Click on the cat or the green flag to generate random weird advice. If you get something you like, click the "post" button to post it. Other people will be able to listen to your advice. (You can also post it in the comments below.) To listen to the last posted advice, click the "play the last posted sound" button.
Updates: Added cloud variables and fixed a few glitches. If anyone finds any glitches, report them to me so they can be fixed. (Programmed by me and entirely me.)