This project has SOUND~ So you know that 'corn' video? Well, NOW IT'S PIE. Koon wanted me to do this. "I thrive off of low-quality jokes".
The transcript: From the earth I rise and to the earth I will one day return. What's up crusts? My name is Jimmy Jam the Pie Man and I'm here today to introduce you to...pie. Pie is a pastry made with crust and fruit or meat filling, found all over the world. Pie is just pie...yeah. Side effects of pie may include... choking, I guess. Come here, and try some pie, or otherwise you might just have to dye *scream*