Ooof. Don't wanna be caught in this situation. You got a mad football player and he is demanding hamburgers. If you DO get into this situation, then what you do is DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give them the hamburgers. You send them off to anger management class and THEN take them to McDonalds to get food poisoning. Then they should behave for the next few games. Actually, get them medicine because they just got food poisoning and the need HELP. :D