I'm a dog. My name is wag. i found a bag. the bag is big. really is. look. there's a cow. a cow. a COW XD I don't know how. and a giraffe. Don't make me laugh! it's with the cow. their in the bath. there's a pig a pig a piggy wig! My word this bag is really big! a pig it is! it's on the stair. i don't know what its doing there. perhaps hes waiting for a bath. with the cow and the giraffe. oh no. whats that behind the door. is that a crocodile i saw? it is! it's gobbling up the cow! it's got the little piggy now! just one more yorn on those great jaws, and poor giraffe will be no more! that's it. their gone. no longer here. except the crocodile i fear. oh, and the bathroom and the stair. and that really nice armchair. perhaps if i could just clamber in. i could lock the blighter in! but no. too dangerous to do... the crocodile might get me too!
credit to @pokescience
