Credits to horsesarebrilliant.
I was just looking through projects when I saw this and scratch cat said: "If you want to say today is the first of May..." and I thought,"Okay, this is probably coded to say today's date", but when I looked in the script it just said: "Say "If you want to say today is the first of May..." and I thought oh my gosh what a coincidence that's exactly the date.
