Adopt a Monster Baby

Instructions

Want to adopt a baby, but just can't find the right one? Well, maybe you need to look for somewhere or someone special! Oh, don't worry, despite the name 'Monster Babies', these guys are friendly and harmless if you treat them right. Here's the list: Lily - A foolish scientist decided to experiment with nuclear waste one day. He made a circle with the leftovers and called it the Last Standing. Several minutes after the circle was formed, it exploded, killing the man and anyone even remotely close to it. The only lifeforms left in the city were any animals that were far away enough not to get hit by the strong waves of sound and a small baby sitting where the core of the nuclear waste had sat moments earlier. She had her creator's logo instead of a face, but still looked respectable enough to be loved. We found her, named her Lily and took her to the adoption centre. She has been adopted by artist_marie. Jen - A cyclops and a slime zombie met one day and immediately fell in love. A year after, they became girlfriend and boyfriend, and a year after that, they were wedded. Five years passed, and they decided that they wanted a baby. But they didn't expect fourteen! Seven boys and seven girls were born. Augustus, Marcus, Julian, Muriel, Simone, Johnathan, Daniel, Lulu, Mia, Phoebe, Luna, Jill, Nikki and Jen were their names. Because mythical monsters are only allowed up to five babies, Johnathan, Daniel, Lulu, Mia, Phoebe, Luna, Jill, Nikki and Jen were left in holes outside. They were the youngest nine of the group, but only Johnathan, Daniel, Lulu, Mia and Phoebe would survive without an adult's care. They were all afraid, and cried themselves to sleep that night. A hundred years later, because mythical monsters can preserve themselves in their sleep, we found Jen's hole and took her into the adoption centre, but the others' holes were nowhere to be found. She has been adopted by George and Mary Weasley. Buzz - Once, a human was sprayed with magical dust and became the queen of the hive of some (apparently very huge) bees. Here she taught them the ways of her kind. Once they knew her demands, they loved her as they would a real bee queen. They even took another bee's wings away for her so she could fly with them! Now, years after her wings were given to her, she fell in love with a particularly kind bee. It was the bee who had given his wings for her. They got married and had a child. A year after the baby was born, the hive got attacked by people. The bees fled; they had been attacked before and they knew what to do. They had to leave their queen behind, but the wingless bee didn't have the heart to do that. He stayed with his wife and son to put the baby in a basket. We found him under a burnt and shrivelled hive, with the nametag 'Buzz' on his swaddling and took him in, cradling him as he was crying. He has been adopted by Silver Hound. Albert - At an unknown time, for we cannot place it in this universe's lifespan, a fold was created in another dimension, breaking its very foundation. At the same time, a baby was born, but because the world was now impossible, he looked simply like a baby-sized old man. His parents named him Albert, and then threw him downwards, but gravity pulled him up. He travelled through to our world, and we soon found him on top of a high skyscraper. We took him back to the adoption centre, and he's been growing from old to new ever since. He has been adopted by squid1010. Mark - Not a lot is known about this guy. He was found in the adoption centre, able to talk like any grown adult, and he confirmed that he was one person, except in two bodies, conjoined. He said that he didn't remember where he was born or how he got here, so if anyone can research that, the adoption centre would be grateful for more information on Mark. He himself told us his name, but he had no idea who his parents were, so again, if anyone can research that, the adoption centre would be grateful. We gave him two dummies so that he wouldn't talk and blabber away important secrets and gave him a temporary home at the centre. He's slightly smaller than other babies because he has two bodies, unlike most. He has been adopted by GHH. Wink: Just five days ago, a baby was born on Jupiter. He could only open one eye, so he was named Wink. He was taken in a spaceship all the way to Earth. He never came back, and when he was left in an old building, artist_marie found him crying. Credit to them for bringing him to the adoption centre. He has been adopted by Yilonit34. Genna: Somewhere in the multiverse, a baby with three heads was created out of dust. She floated around until she was pulled into gravity by Earth. artist_marie caught her as she fell, but we do not know how Genna survived. Credit to artist_marie for bringing her to the adoption centre. She has been adopted by 08 wonderwoman. Violet: Somewhere on a protected planet where humans cannot go, a purple baby was born. As this planet was (V next V)