I know what you must be thinking. "Ah, so I will be playing as a yellow circle with glasses in this original game." No. You will not be playing as a yellow circle with glasses in this original game. You will be playing as a red book titled 'The Little Boy And His Balloon' written by J. M. Steinmann, playboy millionaire. Why a book, you might ask? Because as a book, you must stop Donald (the yellow circle with glasses in this original game) from watching TV thus rendering him for his short life morbidly obese and addicted to Cheeto dust from the Seven Eleven down two blocks from his Dorito reeking apartment. Donald must read 'The Little Boy And His Balloon' in order to develop his growing mind and to become cultured and well read in the likes of Plato (The Republic), Sophocles (Antigone), Shakespeare (Romeo And Juliet) and E. L. James (Fifty Shades Of Gray). Without 'The Little Boy And His Balloon', Donald is Don, 30-year-old burnout living with rats in his kingdom of ramen and microwave dinners. Keep Donald Donald. You are THE ONE.
