Lol this is complete trash (excluding the thumbnail pic) but I'm proud of this horrible art because I have joined the action club of weird planets lolll. ACTION CABIN What is my planet you ask? Well! It's very special you see. If you were to use your stupid little satellites to try and find my planet, you would simply just fail. We are invisible to the human eye! This is not some type of sorcery, it's just pure science! Our planet here, is the vacuum named outer space! What did you say? Did you just claim that outer space isn't a planet? WELL YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK! You see, your planet, or so you call it, Earth, isn't a planet. It's a solid sphere of gas. Its the only star in our planet with tiny little creatures called humans. Stars, on our planet, are not beyond our skies, they're actually in the planet. The Moon is a... it's an extra wannabe. Our planet actually has this REALLY big hole in the middle. It's super far from your little rock that you live on. This hole is really really dark and empty. It's pitch black! It's even darker from our planet! Some of us accidentally get sucked into the hole by slipping, but it's really unfortunate because you never come back. People say that this hole actually has a world in the bottom of the void. Like SAY WHAT? There are rumors about the most beautiful and colorful lights hide inside the darkness, along with the most relaxing beaches and beautiful stars. I believe you mortals call it... a black hole? Humans do not deserve the luxury and honor of living on our planet, so we simply decided to shove them all into a puny star and keep them in the trash. We, on the other hand, live perfectly on our planet. I don't know what you guys call us but we're actually really hard to notice because we're those big ugly rock like things in your solar system. Yes, we actually live really close to the stars on our planet, but I don't know why. ASTEROIDS! THAT'S WHAT IT WAS! Yeah, we love to punch small holes into the star particularly named Earth, you know what I mean? We gather speed, shrink, and dive into your star, I mean planet, and then BOOM! We create a big ugly hole in your planet. You're welcome! Okay so my planet's radius is 52,850 light years and it's 13.51 BILLION years old. Like how impressive is that? I sound really smart, don't I? Honestly, it's really insulting to us since you guys created some kind of candy after our planet. I mean, HOW COULD YOU? HOW COULD YOU NAME A CANDY AFTER OUR HOME? OUR WORLD? OUR PLANET? YOU LITTLE-- Okay so back on track, I must confess, I have been lying. Our planet isn't outer space, the vacuum. I mean it is, sort of, but to be more specific, our planet is the Milky Way, your galaxy. Your planet, is our star. Our planet, is your galaxy. So basically, we're better than you humans and we're just... yeah we're just better. Oh and for your information, our planet's a troll because it's just the Milky Way galaxy and we're asteroids so... You humans are easy to fool.
