DISCLAIMER!! Despite most of the game having a comedic theme, this game contains aspects of gore and horror, like Squidwart's jumpscare (Which is actually him eating the cherry pie in your lap with great force). Viewer discretion is advised unless you're too good at the game to get jumpscared. Click Stickward to play. Press space to put up your computer. Click on the light to use it. click on the door to open and close it. press down the "r" key to reset your progress *Ring Ring* John: Hello? cc11626: Hey John, I see you're starting your night shift at this place. John: Yeah. cc11626: I'm surprised that they built so many of these attractions, I mean the food's good, but they built, like, four other versions of this place. John: I know, maybe it was for marketing purposes? cc11626: I don't know, but what I do know is that you probably need a reminder on how these guys function, right? John: Right. cc11626: OK, so firstly, we've brought back that Squidwart guy back from one of the old establishment you worked at for our upcoming haunted hall attraction. Although he looks the same, he is a little... different. John: How's he different? cc11626: Well, he likes pies more than usual, especially cherry pie, but more importantly, he's also more active than usual. John: Well that kinda sucks, since I'm having a homemade cherry pie right now! cc11626: Well unfortunately for you, not only does he love pie, he'll sometimes steal guest's pies as well. He can even track down a pie from half a mile away! John: Oh well, the door in front of me should stop him, right? cc11626: Yep. John: Good. cc11626: Secondly, we brought back a shy little fella named Squid-Ghost. John: Is he related to Squid-Geist? cc11626: Yep, Squid-Geist is his dad. We mainly brought him back because he can put on a good magic show! The kids love when he comes out with a magic hat or a deck of cards! John: Well that's bad for me, right? cc11626: If you don't close the door, yeah. John: Wait, he can't go through doors? cc11626: Yeah, he figures that if you don't want the show to go on, then he won't make it. John: ...OK. cc11626: Thirdly, Squidward is back and even better than ever! He plays songs with a clarinet of the newest model, and can even take requests too! John: What about his behavior? cc11626: Right, so he... actually doesn't do too much! I think it's because a week ago, there was an incident where he saw two friends, one with a yellow shirt and one with a pink shirt. Despite his A.I., he freaked out, causing a few staff members to get injured while trying to hold him back. The staff powered him down and took him in backstage for maintenance, but somehow, he went back onstage whenever we opened, still powered off. John: Weird. cc11626: Yeah, weird indeed. I think next week we're gonna shred him at the place they make parts for him and use what's left for spare parts. John: Sounds good. cc11626: Anyways, finally, we have a brand new animatronic: Dusquid! He's a weird mix between Squidward and Dustin from Stranger Things that somehow popped into my head. John: Sound's like the outcome of a not-so-pleasant fanfiction. cc11626: I'm aware, but he still brings customers in! He tells the kids stories, plays games, and even does stand up comedy! John: So how does he function at night? cc11626: See that music box on your desk? That's what keeps him deactivated. I'm not sure why, but he has to stay manually deactivated at night with a certain song that that music box plays in his room. Otherwise he gets... glitchy. John: I think I can manage it. cc11626: Great! I'll see you tomorrow, maybe we can go bowling? John: Sounds good, see ya! cc11626: Bye! *Click*
All credit goes to peaceteam for making the original game! Squidward is owned by Nickelodeon and Viacom and was created by Stephen Hillenburg. Dustin as a character was created by the Duffer Brothers and Never Ending Story was composed by Giorgio Moroder. I do not nor do I claim to own the rights to any of these characters or the music track. Everything belongs to their respected owners.
