A- TGWDLM B- What Do You Want Paul C- Cup Of Roasted Coffee + Cup Of Poisoned Coffee D- Show Me Your Hands E- Join Us (And Die) F- Not Your Seed G- Inevitable
It's A Show stoppin' number, a real show stopper A show stoppin' number, come on Something to shock 'em, to bring them a-crawling A big-time box-office draw With the press and the glamour, we'll kill the reviews Spotlight on Mr. Ingenue So fill up your tumbler Got a show stoppin' number for you [EMMA, spoken] Professor, please, if they find us they will kill us! [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, sung] A show stoppin' number is something you die for A real catchy earworm-y tune An award-winning score that seeps in and out of your pores A ditty to make the chorus girls swo-on It'll unify humanity in a thundering chorus! No exits from this Broadway venue So splash those shiny cymbals Got a show stoppin' hymnal for you (spoken) This song's pretty good, huh? I bet you didn't know I was also a composer. In fact, while I've been preparing for the apocalypse I've also been writing my own musical... Do you mind if I give you the pitch? [EMMA, spoken] We don't have time— [TED, spoken] Fricking go for it! [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] It's called: Working Boys: A New Musical. It's the story of a group of old college chums. Sure, they found success in the business world. Still, they can't help but long for the simpler times, back in that beat-up old house at the edge of campus. But those glory days, they're gone for good Or, are they? This here, is the title number! (sung) Business calls, I'm up to my a** in sh** What is this business? Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits I just can't take it When all I want to do Is spend the day with Greg And Steve And Stu And Mark And Leighton And Chad (spoken) Ring, ring. The phone rings. I answer it Oh, hey Greg. I'm swamped, with business. Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes... Remember those days on the football field, Greg? Last week feels like ages ago What? Today? After work? On the football field? The old stomping ground, eh Greg? Just you.. and me... and Steve... and Stu... and Mark, and Leighton... And Chad Five o'clock. I'll see you then, Greg... I'll see you then (sung) All I want to do Is spend that day with Steve and— Five o'clock can't come soon enough Five o'clock can't come soon enough Five o'clock can't come soon enough I can't wait to get home To my boys A show stoppin' number, a real show stopper An aria to rule them all They'll throw us their money at full price admission The world will come tumblin' down Hamilton, move over Your new competition's in town ["GREG", spoken] Hey Henry! [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] Greg! Is that really you? [EMMA, spoken] Professor, no! That's not Greg! ["GREG", spoken] Been a long time... ["STU", spoken] Hey boys, wanna toss that pig-skin around? [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] Stu! You haven't aged a day! Is it five o'clock already? It must be! ["GREG", spoken] Come on, Henry. We've got some catching up to do [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, "GREG" & "STU", sung] Working boys, we're up in our a** in sh** What is this business? Five o'clock can't come soon enough Five o'clock can't come soon enough Five o'clock can't come soon enough I can't wait to get home To my bo-oys!
