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Luffy and Ruffy – The Adventures of Ruffy Monkey AN: Hi thanks for reading! Please rate high! Note this story has some cusses but its Luffy's dad that says them so its pretty funny. Also if you know what Luffy's mom is called please tell me lol! Luffy and Ruffy – The Adventures of Ruffy Monkey It was a hot day and Luffy came home from school. As he got to his house he saw a strange car outside and he knew immediately it was not American because the wheel was on the wrong side. He walked in the front door to find his dad Shanks and his mom (AN: I cant remember her name sorry!). They looked surprised to see him. "Mom dad what's going on?" Luffy asked them. "Luffy we have something to tell you" said his dad while playing with his mustache. "This is your twin brother Ruffy Monkey" they both said together, and pointed to the guy in the corner of the room. Ruffy looked exactly the same as Luffy except that he had black hair and was dressed like Usopp (but Luffy hadn't met Usopp yet so he didn't know that ;-) ). He got up and walked across the room. "Hi bro! I'm Ruffy!" he said lolling and offered his hand to shake. "How could you not tell me about this!?" Luffy shouted like mad. "We sent him to a top secret orphanage in Whales (its a town in England) where he would learn to be the next Tony Tony Chopper. We can't tell anyone because its top secret and the King of the Pirates might find out and the King of the Pirates might try to kill him" his mom said. Luffy was crazy and punched table. "I'm going to my room! Come on Nami!" he said and Nami (Luffy's sister lol!) followed him upstairs. "I'm sorry Luffy I wanted to tell you about Ruffy but mom and Shanks wouldn't let me." "That's ok!" Luffy replyed "Your my sister and I know how much you love me!" "Thanks Luffy!" they hugged. "I hope I'm not interrupting anything!" It was Ruffy. "Come on Ruffy I've got something to show you" Luffy said and they went into their room (Luffy's parents had made Luffy's bed into a double bed (I know what your thinking sickos no theres no slash!)). Luffy put the pencil in the door to stop people listening and said "I'm the King of the Pirates". Ruffy immediately shooted "I know it!" "Your a worthy successor to L I know why your his successor now." Luffy said. "Don't worry bro I wont tell anyone. In fact I have a devil fruit of my own." Ruffy replied pulling a blood red fruit out of pants (he put it there in case his bags was searched). "Hey your devil fruit is a different colour to mine" he said pointing to the purple devil fruit in Luffy's draw. "Stop saying colour! Your in America now! Its color!" Luffy replied exaspirated. "Sorry lol" Ruffy said. "This is my swordsman" he said and Luffy saw a big monster appear. He was like twice the size of Zoro and had a big mowhawk made of blood and skulls. Even Luffy was scarred of him. He was eating bananas like Zoro ate apples but they were blood bananas made of blood. "He's big" said Luffy as the swordsman bit down on a blood banana "What's his name/" "MY NAME IS ZOLO" said Zolo as he kept eating the blood banana "I AM THE NEW KING OF THE SWORDSMEN AND I HAVE A SPECIAL devil fruit THAT KILLS ANYONE WHOS NAME IS WRITTEN IN IT EVEN IF YOU DONT KNOW THERE FACE OR NAME" "I have to unpack now said Ruffy "Ok I will leave you to it" Luffy replied and exited the door. Ruffy took his cellphone out of his special place (AN: figure it out for yourself lol!) and pressed the Tony Tony Chopper button. Tony Tony Chopper's phone began to ring "Hello who is this how did you get my number?" Tony Tony Chopper said angry. "I am R" Ruffy said "I have killed Usopp and stolen his clothes and run away from Sanji's house." "What?! But Sanji would have told me if U was dead." Tony Tony Chopper said shockingly. "I also killed Sanji" said Ruffy who was playing with his red devil fruit. Tony Tony Chopper looked around his room. Sanji was still standing in the corner just like he always did. "But who's this with me then" Tony Tony Chopper asked? "A fake" At that moment Sanji took his mask off and it was (GASP!) Luffy's dad! "Die you pies of poopy big butt fart face!" Shanks said as he pulled out his gun and pointed it at Tony Tony Choppers head. TO BE CONTINUED!? (yes!)
