So, title explains the story, and yes I still love Team Fortress 2.
Well, Radiation and a BOATLOAD of chemicals gives you about 400% chance of cancer, heck even mutations in DNA (I AM A NERD). Cancer is Fast, Uncontrollable Mitosis which just means your cells divide for no reason, making you tired, because Mitosis uses ATP which Mitochondria cannot produce fast enough to carry out normal functions and produce cells in "LUDICROUS SPEED!!!" 60s Sodas and snaccs are safer to eat than Current and 1890s Sodas and Snaccs, well, actually it depends on the brand, and if they are organic(NOT MY FAULT, GEORGE W. BUSH DID IT!!!!)