I promise to remember Sans when I make a bad pun. I promise to remember Papyrus when I eat spaghetti I promise to remember Undyne whenever I feel courage. I promise to remember Alphys when I nerd out. I promise to remember Toriel when I make pie. I promise to remember Napstablook whenever I feel like trash. I promise to remember Mettaton when I'm performing piano solos and concertos onstage. I promise to remember Asgore whenever I'm around flowers. I promise to remember Flowey when I call someone an idiot. I promise to remember Omega Flowey when someone tries to scare me. I promise to remember Asriel whenever I cry. I promise to remember Frisk when playing poker. I promise to remember Chara when I have the will to fight. Normal people say get rekt. We say "Get dunked on." Normal people drool over Justin Bieber. We drool over Mettaton. Normal people say “You wanna go?” We say "Do you want to have a bad time?" Normal people watch YouTube. We watch anime. Normal people think computers are for instant message. We think they're for programming robots. Normal people think shipping is stupid. We think it's a way of life. Normal people think TikTok and Facebook. We think Mew Mew Kissy Cutie. Normal people are afraid of monsters in their closets. We are protected by ours.