Hey! I just transferred, I'm new! My last school had a few too many waifus So after a few suicides I moved I'm just after a class I won't have to survive through First day! Wow, I'm excited! Numbers is what I take pride in I can do times and dividing Best in class of 1990! My IQ's the highest, likely Shoes are tied and tie is tidy And through he's a bit unsightly My professor's sure to like me! My name's Baldi! Greetings class! Test me, sir! I'm sure to pass! First question! What's 2+1? Easy, 3! Boy, this is fun! You're doing great, what's 2+8? 10 is what I calculate! Question three! What's ... ...What...? ...No! I need to call my mom but I've got no hall pass So I'm stuck hiding from a balding psychopath You got the question wrong. See me after class Numbers are harmless fun but fear the aftermath If Slender and Mavis Beacon were freaking and the baby took to teaching That would be the creature we're seeing creeping around this evening Education's not a vocation this abomination should be seeking Is he trying to expand my mind? Or just leave pieces on the ceiling? Trapped here to tackle attacks from the faculty Blast cans, grab snacks for the calories Running for sums takes stamina, actually Now I see what they mean by a mathlete Do I not need a pass from my family? Calculus entered the hazardous category Practicing math shouldn't factor fatalities Even the dastardly Janitor's after me! SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP! The massacre's sanitary Jump rope frantically On a roll on this honour roll tragedy Won't be home after I hope there's no bach' degree after I graduate It's a baffling fallacy Any establishment pays him a salary Next time I'm fishing for extracurriculars I'm gonna stay playing Big Brain Academy I need to call my mom but I've got no hall pass So I'm stuck hiding from a balding psychopath You got the question wrong. See me after class Numbers are harmless fun but fear the aftermath Who signed off making minors go through Such fright to find all these noteboos? With an old dude With an old rule Make a sound, hunts you down through the whole school There's a gold rule Pay attention If they're broke you'll get detention There's a bully and a sock with a vengeance And the principal's a little bit relentless Show my infractions in fractions It's one in one - each action's Dragging me back to this classroom Trapped as that ruler is slapping This sub's gon' put me in traction Man, I've got no chance of passing If even MatPat can't manage Haphazard mathematic madness All my mentors and classmates are tracking me down Forget Fortnite, this is a Battle Royale And I gotta get out, but every door that I've found Keeps locking me down as soon as I come around Bet you'll regret it the second the roll call calls your name That extra credit won't get you nothing but early graves When will you learn? I wanna play with someone! I've got nowhere to turn, I think this game is broken! Detention for you! I hear the doors you open! I've been marked for death and had my snack bars stolen Call my mom, tell here to get here fast! Because I'm hiding from a balding psychopath You got the question wrong. See me after class Numbers are harmless fun but fear the aftermath Fear the aftermath Fear the after... math
