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Okay here we go Rant Number One: WHEN MY TABLET DIES WHEN I’M TYPING RANTS Need I say more? I know this isn’t the most important thing but stiiiiiiiiiilllllllllll Rant Number Two: #StGP (For those who don’t know, it means Stop The Generic Platformers.) I hate this so much (You do TOO?! Omg yay! #StopStGP Pals!). Now, sure, #StGP is kinda a dead hashtag, but I still want to rant about it because yes. Okay. For one thing, this makes no sense! Would YOU just walk up to somebody, for example, me, and say “You’re not allowed to draw dragons because I don’t like them. Get good or go home.” Obviously not, right? I don’t care if you like dragons or my dragon drawings very much, I’M STILL GONNA DRAW DRAGONS. Why? I LIKE TO. IT’S FUN. YOU DON’T GET TO DECIDE THAT FOR ME. Okay, new scenario. Would you go to someone’s project, see what it is, and comment “You’re not allowed to code simple-er platformers because I don’t like them. Get good or go home.” That still seems wrong, right? EXACTLY!!! People who comment #StGP, or even just support #StGP are saying that every time they comment ‘#StGP’! Just why do they even do it?! If you see a ‘generic’ platformer, and you don’t like it, you don’t have to like and fave it. THAT’S FINE. But if you see a ‘generic’ platformer and you decide to hate on it and say stuff like ‘I don’t liiiiiiiiiiiiike this. Make something gooooood for once. This is geeeeneeeeeericcccccc’ then that’s not okay. Not even a little bit. (Imagine that mean comment in a whiny, nasal voice.) Rant Number Three: “To Earn Power-Ups In This Platformer, Please Like And Fave It.” Just, no. You Like a project if you, big surprise, like it. If you don’t like it, don’t Like it. You Favourite a project if it is one of your, another big surprise, favourites. If it’s not, don’t Favourite it. You Like and Fave for those reasons, not because you need to succeed in some game. That, my friendos, is exactly why there are no ‘when this project is Liked’ or ‘when this project is Favourited’ blocks. The Scratch Team tried to prevent that. But NO, PEOPLE FOUND WORKAROUNDS! REEEEEEE!