click the cookie and buy upgrades to never win this mind-numbing game based on orteil's http://cookieclicker.eu/cookieclicker/ gonna work on upgrades next
0.1 Base game with cursors and grandmas 0.11 CPS now rounds to the nearest whole number instead of saying 0.1 cookies, 0.2 cookies, etc. But don't worry, you're getting cookies technically 0.2 Golden Cookie update. Every 45 seconds, there's a 1 in 10 chance of a golden cookie spawning. Click it to gain some cookies. I will tweak them in the future. 0.3 Background color and cookie size glitch fixed