Click the green flag and prepare to have your mind blown. It's so simple......how could we have missed it??????? EPILOGUE: 2 days after sharing this: Wind starts blowing- Mary Poppins blows up at my door- "I am NOT Missy!" ME: Oh... you saw that didn't you? Mary Poppins: *passive aggressive look* Me: Uh.... So, you're a whovian?" Mary Poppins: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?! Me: that you're a whovian??? Mary Poppins: uh.....yeah I'll commit to that. Me: please don't kill me..................... Mary/possible Doctor Who Sociopath: ........... Me: uh....you wanna come in and watch it? Mary: YES! Spit Spot! WIN. 3 hours later: Doctor shows up at door: Me: Darn. Doctor: What? Me: I'm harboring your arch frenemy/war criminal aren't I?? Doctor: What??? Me: Uh....nothing. Me: Do you want to come in and watch what I now know is a documentary series about yourself? Doctor: Sure. Me: Yeah, I have a magical Miss Mary in here. I'm sure you'll get along great. Doctor: *walks into living room* Me: *goes into kitchen to get popcorn* 30 seconds later: *House blows up as the 2 occupants of the living room try to kill each other in the gentlest non-deathly way possibly whilst one of them tries to take over the world* Me: how am I still alive? Me: I never did find out Mary's true identity. I guess I'll never know. Innocent bystander: I'm pretty sure it's obviou- Me: Disney Magic. Don't ruin the Disney magic. Mary is amazing. Innocent bystander: but your project- ME: NO! I'M SURE SHE'S STILL JUST MARY POPPINS! Innocent bystander: Okay. Me: Yeah. Okay. It was just a spoof project. It can't really- if I were right- Innocent bystander: It would mean Mary Poppins is even more of a sociopath than she already was and we're all lucky to be alive. me: *lets just say there's one-less innocent bystander in the world.* End. *I may or may not ACTUALLY BE Mary Poppins.* *wait-does that make me magical? Or a Doctor Who sociopath? Or both?* P.S if you have a whovian friend you REALLY want to freak out, just whisper: "Trensalore" to them. They'll probably have a break down and start ranting. :) Or the surest way is to just act panicked and say, "Don't. Blink." OR draw some tally marks on your arm and say, "Don't worry, they're not too dangerous in small numbers." Or just point out some tally marks. Or a snowman. Or a white statue. Or any seemingly ordinary object. Just point it out, and act like it's significant for some reason. And they will probably assume you're talking about a Doctor Who thing they may have seen, because I'm pretty sure Doctor Who has found away to make EVERYTHING evil................................. Why are you STILL reading this?!?! I'm pretty sure this rant should've been over a LOOONG TIME AGO. So.... are you really still reading??? stop. stop. stop reading right now! lol, don't stop. but seriously, stop reading this. I mean it. Just walk away. Do you actually not have the will power to walk away? Just do it. Please? Okay, so you're still here! *passive aggressive smile* I'm so impressed by your strength and endurance and patience, that if you comment the words "I read to the end" I'll give you a follow! Also, credits: I got the music from project: Got one picture from:
