Part 1: To Moscow I came seeking fortune But they’re making me work til I’m dead Part 2: The bourgeoisie have it so easy The Tsar’s putting gold on his bread Part 3: The people of Moscow are hungry But think what a feast there could be Part 4: If we could create a socialist state That cared for the people like me Part 5: I am the man who arranges the blocks That descend upon me from up above Part 6: They come down and I spin them around Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove Part 7: Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine And the lines will be formed as they fall Part 8: Then I see that I have misjudged it! I should not have nudged it after all Part 9: Can I have a long one please? Why must these infernal blocks tease? Part 10: I am the man who arranges the blocks That continue to fall from up above Part 11: Come Muscovite! Let the workers unite! A collective regime of peace and love Part 12: I work so hard in arranging the blocks But the landlord and taxman bleed me dry Part 13: But the workers will rise! We will not compromise For we know that the old regime must die Part 14: Long live Lenin, kill the tsar! We salute the sickle and star! Part 15: I am the man who arranges the blocks That continue to fall from up above Part 16: The food on your plate now belongs to the state A collective regime of peace and love Part 17: I have no choice in arranging the blocks Under Bolshevik rule, what they say goes Part 18: The rule of the game is we all are the same And my blocks must create unbroken rows Part 19: Long live Stalin! He loves you! Sing these words, or you know what he’ll do Part 20: I am the man who arranges the blocks That are made by the men in Kazakhstan Part 21: They come two weeks late and they don’t tessellate But we’re working to Stalin’s five year plan Part 22: I am the man who arranges the tanks That will make all the Nazis keep away Part 23: The Fuhrer is dead, and Europe is Red! Let us point all our guns at the USA Part 24: We shall live forever more! We can start a nuclear war! Part 25: I am the man who arranges the blocks That are building a highly secret base Part 26: Hip hip hurrah for the USSR! We are sending our men to outer space Part 27: I work so hard in arranging the blocks But each night I go home to my wife in tears Part 28: What’s the point of it all, when you’re building a wall And in front of your eyes it disappears? Part 29: Pointless work for pointless pay This is one game I shall not play Part 30: I am the man who arranges the blocks! Part 31: But tomorrow I think I’ll stay in bed Part 32:The winter is cold, I’ve got plenty of gold And I’m standing in line for a loaf of bread Part 33: Maybe we’d be better off If we brought down Gorbachev Part 34: I am the man who arranges the blocks That continue to fall from up above Part 35: The markets are free! So much money for me! Tell me, why should I care for peace and love? Part 36: The markets are free! So much money for me! Tell me, why should I care for peace and love? Part 37: Peace and love, peace and love!
I don't know why I made this tbh, but eh