Press the green flaggo followed by the heart and star, and then the follow button. :3 Kids, always look out for flying virtual books, a cement truck falling from space, and giant flying sheep. If you see or get hit by one, go see your doctor immediately AFTER FOLLOWING THESE STEPS: this works for all of them- 1. if a book, sheep, or cement truck is seen in the sky, first you need to go to the nearest person and shout "THE CAT IS LEFT OF THE BANANA TREE". next, go to the grocery store and buy a container of gluten-free mayonnaise and put it on a waffle. give it to your neighbor as a gift. lastly, go to your psychiatrist to make sure the cat really was on the left side. If you are hit by one: 1. if hit by a book, get up immediately and shout at the top of your lungs into a can of dices tomatoes "WAFFLE TIME IT'S WAFFLE TIME WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WAFFLES OF MINE". this should scare the books away. 2. if hit by a giant flying sheep, buy a can of air freshner and find the nearest cotton candy machine. [store bought works too] spray the candy and give it as an offering. they should leave without anything else to do with you. 3. if hit by a cement truck, and you are not dead, find a construction worker and sing "OO EE OO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG" really loud and annoyingly. then throw a toaster waffle at him or her and run away laughing like crazy. This will send a vision to the cement king on Mars and he will stop sending flying cement trucks to earth. these steps should help with your problems. :D Good luck!
