I'm sorry. I'm really, REALLY sorry.
WARNING! Full volume could potentially lead to ears bleeding. Contains flashing images and strobe lighting. DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, SUFFER FROM A HEART CONDITION OR STILL HAVE SOME SANITY INSIDE OF YOU. Gas masks will be released from the ceiling should a situation occur where we lose cabin pressure. Life jackets can be found under your seats just in case. Each one provides a toggle which can be pulled to inflate the jacket. Each jacket also includes a light and whistle to attract attention, should you be one of those people who enjoys attention. Now, sit back, relax (if you still can), and enjoy your flight to HELL.
