THE MOST IDIOTIC GAME EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR IDIOTS, OR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETTER TO DO. WARNING: SO EXTREMELY STUPID PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DIE OF BOREDOM PLAYING THIS. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DRIVE OR OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE PLAYING THIS GAME. IT LITERALLY TOOK ME LONGER TO WRITE THESE "INSTRUCTIONS" THAN IT TOOK ME TO WRITE THSI "GAME".
Unfortunately, all the great game testers of the age have died in suspicious train accidents after playing this game... in order to protect myself I will refrain from saying the exact number of suspicious deaths, however I will say there was a suspicious cat lurking about the scene... If you want answers, ask him.
