Click to go to the next picture. ~ This devastating day befell on July 28, 1342. 'twere named 'The Holy Griffin War.' On this day, many innocent Griffins lost their lives. Though, if thou asked Petah about the war this day, he shall just look upon thee and nyeheheh 'i thy presence. How did this befall, thou may ask? Well... it all started as a normal average day for the Griffins. Yet, as Petah was coming home from McDonalds, he saw something strange. Through the window, he saw his holy wife, Lois, with another man! this angered Petah, and he quickly walked and knocked the door down. "How dare thou betray thy holy lord! Thou shall be punished!" he shouted, yeeting himself at that man. Their little fight escalated into a huge war. Many Griffins joined 'i, trying to protect their holy lord, yet lost their own life 'i the process. Petah was going easy towards the man, yet seeing his Griffins die before him made rage fill inside him. Suddenly, he had enough, and zapped the man. That man got one last punch toward our lord, before he got zapped and fell to the ground, motionless. Petah and Lois made eye contact, and Petah shook his head 'i disgust, while all of the audience of Griffins nyehehehehed happily, 'i victory. Then Petah stood, facing all his Griffins, proudly. After that, he got himself an extra big mac, a golden one too. And he got himself a Lois. ~ If Scratch takes this holy project down, they have sinned against our almighty Griffin lord.
