Original Song By Danny Gonzalez SUBSCRIBE NOW PEASANTS
Lyrics He was just a dolphin Swimming in the sea With his dolphin friends Happy as can be Until one day he went Adventure on to land And he got bitten by A radioactive man Now he's dolphin man Half dolphin, half man Hear him screech at night Cuz he just wants a friend He'll be quite a fright If you run in to him In the dark abandoned house Where he lives Ohh You know he may come off strong But he's not what he seems If he ever catches you You can bet that you'll scream Like Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Let me go tonight You'll scream Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Stop kidnapping me She was just a lady Not a care in the world 'Till she saw some grown men Kidnapping a girl She said Help, let me go So she sprung into action Then she looked right at a neckless And became Scarlett Johansson Then she kicked all their Varli, savior of the masses Don't know where that neckless came from Love more, hate less, that's the message Dolphin man saw her on TV And gave her a call They formed the best crime-fighting team In the world Ohh Then they saved the president From an alien race It was all over the news He was screaming in space Like Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Let me go tonight He said Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Stop kidnapping me Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Let me go tonight He said Help, let me go Help, let me go Help, let me go Stop kidnapping me
