Hello to a very special birthday bean! I wrote you a song to celebrate the fact that you have been birthed! I'm not gonna sing it, because I'm sure you want to not wreck your eardrums, but here is the masterpiece: Hey there Painted! You hit me with a broom. You called me a boomer. So I threw my ice cream spoon. You don't like cake. But at least you were birthed. Maybe next year We will have destroyed the earth. Cool beans, you survived Another year. Put your paws together! Give Painted a cheer!
I referenced a very fun chat we had on Aggie a few times so it really only makes sense to the people who were there, but still. I only became buddies with you a few days ago, but you're a really great friend, and I'm glad you were birthed.
