Their name is Pollux, and they have a job. Guard. Guard the tower. Don't let any knights in. Well, unlike the stories, Pollux did his job, and he did it well. No knight ever made it in. The princess aged into a sweet little old lady, and soon after passed on. Pollux was upset. Dragons live far longer. Was he still supposed to guard the tower? He continued working, keeping people at bay even though the tower possessed nothing of worth. Pollux grew older and older and eventually, he too believed he'd die and join his family. But he had a job. Guard the tower, guard the princess. Dead or alive. Pollux thought that upon death he'd stop his job. But instead, he was forced into a state where his body decomposed while he continued to live. His two legs collapsed, and Pollux's wings grew saggy and he eventually replaced the membrane with curtains from the castle, patched together and made perfect with magic. To be freed, Pollux must be killed. But he has a job to do, and what are you supposed to stab to kill this guy? --- You were playing Pokemon go like every cliche teen when a strange new Pokemon appeared on the screen. Upon tapping, you realize that you're in AR mode. This isn't some pokemon. Holy crap! Is that a real dragon? Pics or it didn't happen. The dragon passes you an old rusty sword and offers you his skull. To stab? Gosh, how gross. Is this BLOOD on the blade? EWwW. You drop the sword and run, leaving the poor skeletal creature to become a literal skeleton. ... Song - Open Your Eyes Gosh I hate the bio, love the story. Maybe make a few memes with this guy, and add his arms. He needs arms or a little more than his vertebrae. Headshot is by @EwwGrossArt
