Watch. Really, you don't have to press any buttons, unless you count those two buttons right over there <, wait look down a bit, there see them? They look like a star and a heart. Ya, you got it!
I am Chubby Wofflz. Why Chubby Wofflz? Well, I have a story for you! See, back then, about the time of the dinopancakes, my great great great great great (you get the deal) ancestor beavers needed a name for their family. Of course, they were thinking of words back then also, and one day, they created the first WOFFL. Not waffle, but woffl. Nobody knows what it looked like, but many people started calling great great grandpoffl and great grandmoffl, well, grandpoffl and grandwoffl. Therefore, my name is Chubby Wofflz. Many people say that that isn't true, that my momwoffl and dadwoffl just had a weird sense of humor... Eh. I believe the first thing. Bu bye! Derp on.
