Enjoy Plz no criticise Lyrics: Dan: Hey everyone, Dan here, you're gonna get a smear, I can sense your fear, punk I get a million subs each year, don't start to shed a tear. What do you think about that? You heavy cat, not heavy, FAT, stop eating cakes, you brat! Stampy: Oh yeah? Hello, this is StampylongNOSE, I'm the one who knows how it goes, don't give me a lovely juvly rose, what a stupid pose. You're so bad you make yourself sad, and you make me pretty glad! Dan: Grr, you asked for it, what crime did you commit? C'mon, you've gotta admit. Was it that zit? Oh, no way, HitTheTarget has a ray, well I EAT a ray, for dinner, you're no winner, I'll send you like a spinner, you're a beginner!!! Stampy: Oh, what a fool, you think you're so cool? You don't even have a pool! Go back to school! Actually, did I beat you in that Grand Prix, in the Wii? Let me see... Guess what? I DON'T CARE!!!