Characters remix

Instructions

Idk I just felt like redrawing random people's stuff press space Squidward: [The scene starts at the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob cleaning a table] Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob. It's after closing and I'd like to go home! [phone rings] SpongeBob: I got it, I got it! Coming. [leaps for the phone but Squidward answers it first. SpongeBob falls to the floor and exclaims] Squidward: Hello? Sorry, sir, we're close... [Mr. Krabs snatches phone] Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, there, Krusty Krab. How could I help you? [customer explains order over phone] Pizza? [eyes turn into dollar signs] Um... Of course we have pizza. Squidward: Uhh, Mr. Krabs... Mr. Krabs: Our delivery squid will bring it right over. [hangs up] Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza. [Mr. Krabs gets a plate of Krabby patties and turns it into pizza. Then he puts it in a box] We don't deliver. Mr. Krabs: We don't deliver, [gives Squidward the pizza] but you do. Squidward: Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it? Mr. Krabs: Great idea! Take him with you. [SpongeBob sneaks over smiling big] Squidward: That's not what I had in mind! SpongeBob: Front end... check. Antenna... [touches the boat antenna making it vibrate] check. Bumper... check. Bumper sticker... [bumper sticker says "I Brake For Sea Urchins"] ...check. [uncaps the tire pressure and puts his mouth in it, causing him to inflate like a balloon, and talk in a squeaky, high pitched voice while he is now the size of a giant parade balloon] Tire pressure! [blows out the rest of the pressure in Squidward's face, returning him to his normal size and voice] ...check. Vehicle inspection complete! We're really making history here, Squidward. That lucky customer is going to get the first Krabby Patty Pizza ever! Squidward: Good, then you drive. SpongeBob: I can't. I'm still in Boating School. Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob. It's just around the corner. SpongeBob: Well, yeah, but... Squidward: Just do what you do in school. SpongeBob: Well, okay. Wait, don't tell me. Squidward: Back it up. SpongeBob: Huh? Squidward: Back... it up. SpongeBob: Right, back... it up. [tries to move the stick shift down] Squidward: Back it up! SpongeBob: Okay, okay! Squidward: Shift into reverse, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Reverse? Oh, yeah, reverse. [SpongeBob imagines the words "FORWARD" and "BACKWARD" turning into Korean characters, 앞으로가 (FORWARD) and 뒤로가 (BACKWARD)] Squidward: Back it up! SpongeBob: [shifts gears] Backing up! Backing up! [boat backs up really fast] Squidward: [tries to get the wheel] Gimme the wheel, SpongeBob. Give me the wheel! SpongeBob: Backing up! Backing up! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack-i-i-i-i-i-ng up! [they go over a bumpy area with rocks and then they spin around and around and around, screaming. The next morning, the boat goes over five hills] Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. [boat stops with no fuel left] Backing up. Squidward: Well... you backed up. And you know what? I think we're out of gas. And you know what else? [echoing] We're in the middle of nowhere! SpongeBob: And you know what else else? I think the pizza's getting cold. Squidward: And the pizza's cold? Oh, the pizza's cold. Not the pizza! Oh, how could it get any worse?! [kicks boat and the boat's gasoline becomes full again and it drives away into the distance without them] SpongeBob: Well, we can still deliver it on foot. [Squidward narrows his eyes. Later, both walk on the sand] Squidward: Ow, ow, ow. SpongeBob: [singing] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza... Squidward: ...And my feet are killing me. Whoa. [trips over SpongeBob, who is lying on the ground] SpongeBob? What are you doing? SpongeBob: [rubbing the ground] It's an old pioneer trick. I saw it in a movie once. Squidward: SpongeBob, this is no time for... SpongeBob: Shh, shh, shh. It's working. Squidward: What is it? SpongeBob: [pointing to the road] Truck! Sixteen wheels. Now I can show you how the pioneers hitchhiked. [starts dancing in the road while wearing a hat] Whee... eee... [Squidward sits on a rock while playing with a wooden spoon] Truck Driver: Crashin' frashin' break dancers! [honks his truck] Squidward: He's stopping! He's stopping! [Squidward realizes he's not stopping and grabs SpongeBob out of the way where they are covered in sand thanks to the truck. Squidward narrows his eyes at the smiling SpongeBob] SpongeBob: [SpongeBob and Squidward are now in a place with heavy winds] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza [The wind