There are 15 things you can say about vikhyat i don't know if there are more or any less Let's start with He's one, heck of a fanboy He silently squeals everytime ShresthSrinjoy walk past Oh yeah, he wants to hit that And everytime in physics class He be like dropping verses w Mr Paul and Shree That's what he does in class Cause he's a nerd But onto the second, he's a wordy nerd So wordy that words literally fall right out of him Wordy wordy bird He chirps all of the damn time But no one recognizes it But he can curate The Fabric The third, he's super brainy It's why his head's big and his body's so tiny His brain has sucked out all of the fat Because it needed it Because he makes AIs because he has no friends Haha just kidding... Im his friend... Sure... Fourth, he's not gonna grow up to be some evil manical genocidal scientist Or so I hope Even if he does I think he'd kill us all With kindness Fifth, you may think he's lanky And that he's awkward Cos he is Cause for all that intelligence you have to compensate a little bit But that doesn't mean that Sixth, you wouldn't be cute like a wee plushie You're actually quite smol-er than you even think Even though You always try to out-adult me but you don't And you won't You're not actually growing old Time is a construct and our bodies are just destructing as per the world Cheese strings all connected together in the Fabric Seventh, you like to dance and wiggle your arm Even though you say you 'don't dance' You do Don't lie You're like a super stringy spaghetti springy spoon That's what you are A stringy spoon All at the base of the Faaabric Eighth You're one to get things Ninth And so you're really easy to talk to Tenth You like to listen to me vomit Spooky silly words But you also like to listen to me When I'm sad Or mad Or very very happy Because I'll be with you Eleventh You make people very very happy And that's true Because you know we're all part of the Fabric I don't know what it'd be like without loser hoe house I don't know what it'd be like without Picnic days Twelfth, you are a significant part of the male representation of PRISM and thank god you're not really sexist Or at least I hope so Thirteen, it's really fun to play with you Like maybe on the slides or climbing weird things Arcading is really cool Especially when I watch you hit badgers (or moles?) Really really hard Fourteen he's actually pretty violent Or would be for his friends Because he's a pretty good friend Because he's pretty easy to trust At least for me I don't know You can tell him anything And his eyes will widen With awe And wonder and you can continue more Down the path It's all embedded into the Fabric Fifteen My prediction is that Vikhyat will raise sentient AIs And that we will all die But at least it will be at his hands Which are thin-fingered and very easy to smash Just kidding none of that would all happen Because fifteen, at least Vikhyat is not a sneaky boy He just really really really wanta to party With shresthsrinjoyyy
