Rules and Roses Characters As Things My Friends Have Said (No idea how I got this idea... Just roll with it xD) Sammy - "If the world ended tomorrow, I would spend today procrastinating about every horrible thing I did in my life." (Also) Sammy - *Sees a cute picture of a puppy* "My life is a lie." Olympia - "When I'm a senior, I'm going to inhale helium, walk up to a freshman, and say, 'follow the yellow brick road!'" (Also) Olympia - *At IKEA* *Jumps out of closet* "I'm back from Narnia!" Daniel - "If the shoe doesn't fit, I throw it away. The shoe doesn't deserve me anyway." Zinnia - "I'm looking for someone who said 'Moist Baguette'... Have you seen them?" (Also) Zinnia - "Is glitter edible? ... I just ate some." Alia (Owned by @ShadeSwirl) - *Comes out of closet dressed in yellow* "Yellow is the new black, losers." (Also) Alia (Owned by @ShadeSwirl) - *Cashier tells her to have a nice day* "Don't tell me what to do!" Alina (Owned by @ShadeSwirl) - *Goes to a pet shop* "Um, excuse me miss, do you happen to have a cow?" Artemis (Owned by @ShadeSwirl) - *Dressed as an M&M* *Running through Walmart* "THE SKITTLES ARE COMING!" (Also) Artemis (Owned by @ShadeSwirl) - *In an elevator with strangers* "You may have wondered why I gathered you here today..." Calliope (Owned by @ShadeSwirl) - *Buys an ice-cream cone* "Excuse me, sir, do you believe in unicorns?" *Squishes cone onto head* (Also) Calliope (Owned by @ShadeSwirl) - "U-Um, excuse me? My doughnut has a hole in it." This was so much fun xD I know Alia and Zinnia haven't been introduced yet, but when they are, you'll get it x3