now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the first day of first grade i'll tell you what he did, he tripped over a pencil box, flew up in the air, landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair. he needed first aid, in the first grade, first aid, in the first grade, first aid, in the first grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the second day of second grade, i'll tell you what he did, he slipped on a banana peel, flew up in the sky, landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye. he needed first aid, in the second grade, first aid, in the second grade, first aid, in the second grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the third day of third grade, i'll tell you what he did, he fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the sea, landed on a moray eel who bit him on the knee. he needed first aid, in the third grade, first aid, in the third grade, first aid, in the third grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the fourth day of fourth grade, i'll tell you what he did, he went out on a tadpole hunt, slipped into the creek, landed on a large-mouth bass who bit him on the cheek. he needed first aid, in the fourth grade, first aid, in the fourth grade, first aid, in the fourth grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the fifth day of fifth grade, i'll tell you what he did, he went into the garden shop looking for a rose, sniffed a baby's breath and got a bee caught up his nose. he needed first aid, in the fifth grade, first aid, in the fifth grade, first aid, in the fifth grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the sixth day of sixth grade, i'll tell you what he did, he went out on a field trip, the first one of the year, backed into a saber-tooth and pierced both of his ears. he needed first aid, in the sixth grade, first aid, in the sixth grade, first aid, in the sixth grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the seventh day of seventh grade, i'll tell you what he did, he tried out for the talent show to show how well he sung, cracked a grin, a wasp flew in, and stung him on the tongue. he needed first aid, in the seventh grade, first aid, in the seventh grade, first aid, in the seventh grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the eighth day of eighth grade, i'll tell you what he did, he tried to play some basketball, went up for a dunk, landed in the bushes and got squirted by a skunk. he needed first aid, in the eighth grade, first aid, in the eighth grade, first aid, in the eighth grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the ninth day of ninth grade, I'll tell you what he did, he fed the pigs on grandma's farm, two piglets and a sow, slipped upon their slop and then got stepped on by a cow. he needed first aid, in the ninth grade, first aid, in the ninth grade, first aid, in the ninth grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the tenth day of tenth grade, i'll tell you what he did, he went out on some water skis and hit a sunken log, wiped out all the lily pads, got spit on by a frog. he needed first aid, in the tenth grade, first aid, in the tenth grade, first aid, in the tenth grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now, billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the eleventh day of eleventh grade, i'll tell you what he did, he swept and missed an alley cat while taking driver's ed, ran into a tree and bumped the dashboard with his head. he needed first aid, in the eleventh grade, first aid, in the eleventh grade, first aid, in the eleventh grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid. now... billy joe mcguffrey was a really clumsy kid, on the twelfth day of twelfth grade, i'll tell you what he did. he walked into financial aid, fell and broke a bone, showed them all his bills and got a great big college loan. he needed first aid, in the twelfth grade, first aid, in the twelfth grade, first aid, in the twelfth grade, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid, you could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he pppAAAIIIIIIDDDDDD
