Clicc the green boi Sorry, the timing may be a bit off, but you know, you can never trust wait blocks. I also added a transcript because of Arctovish's german accent. It's hard to hear what he's saying. Transcript: Orbeetle: Hello and welcome to Orbeetle News. Many Pokemon were imprisoned inside Pokeballs from the recent Pokeball storm. You are advised to stay inside your homes as there are still falling Pokeballs. In other news, a hobo from nowhere town beat the reigonal champion with a lousy gorilla who plays the drums. Coming up, an exclusive interview with Arctovish, after this ad. Hello Arctovish. Arctovish: Hello nice to meet you. I have had a busy day as I just had an interview with Raichu from Raichu News. Orbeetle: I see. So our first question is, why did that careless idiot put your head on backwards? Arctovish: I really have no idea. That was very dumb and stupid of her. However, I did throw her into the Barraskewda pool. She died. Orbeetle: Great. I bet that made you feel really good. Arctovish: Yes, it really did. Humans are such jerks. They trap you inside a plastic ball and force you to fight your brethren. Orbeetle: I definitely agree with that. So my main question for you today is, would you be happier if your head was on the right way, and if you had a matching respiratory system? Arctovish: Oh yes definitely. I wish for that every time I get a chance. My only hope is for someone to recognize my pain and suffering and do something about it. Orbeetle: Oh wow what a story. Thank you for coming, Arctovish. Join us next week as we take a look at... potions. Arctovish: Uh ok bye
A shout out to maxmike for the entire idea, and for Nintendo and Game Freak for making Pokemon. Update Log: added new news musicc