I made 12 So keep replaying it I think I'll make more nah
Scroll down if you want a complete list of jokes I'd rather you not, so you can discover them in this project. Ya know what gets my blood pumping? My heart Ya know what I'm thinking of right now? You can't imagine a new color Call me a chemist... because I'm dying of lead poisoning Call me an office worker... because frankly i'm very tired If we were the last two people on earth, I'd have an existential crisis and go insane Call me a criminal... because I committed 4 crimes. You never saw me. Call me a sand painter... because I want to dye (This is funnier said than written) Call me a microwave... because I set fire to silverware Ya know what I'm thinking of right now? You can't have your nose not in your field of vision I'm falling head over heels. Because my head will break if I fell with it under my heels. Call me an ambulance... please help I'm dying Ya know what I'm thinking of right now? We always have 2 minutes to live but it resets when we breathe