Make sure your volume is turned on and at a reasonable level. Click the green flag to start/reset Windows. Flip the lever to start Windows™. Windows™ will now start. Windows™ will open Minecraft™ on start-up. Click each letter to play a different villager sound effect (except the last "R"). Be careful though, because as soon as Windows™ starts and Minecraft™ starts, the letters will shrink and become hard to click.
I used C418's "Minecraft" in Minecraft Volume Alpha. Minecraft sound effects were taken from the .minecraft folder in %appdata% and converted from .ogg format to .mp3 for compatibility. I also used the Windows 7 "Starting Windows" sound effect.