SCENE: EMMA, JOSH, ERICA, and DARREN are walking down a boardwalk together. EMMA: Ya know, it's actually super sweet that Leo goes back for Calypso. DARREN: It's so cheesy. And this is Calypso we're talking about! You know that in Greek Mythology she totally- JOSH: Guys, let's not start a book battle again. EMMA (ignores Josh): I think that they're perfect for each other! (JOSH trips over plot device.) JOSH: Ow! EMMA: (Picks up plot device.) What is this? I do say I have stumbled across an incredulous find! (throw on an insane accent make it super posh and unnecessary) ERICA: It says plot device on it. DARREN: I’m assuming it's for the plot development of this crossover. JOSH: That makes perfect sense! EMMA: There’s a button, wonder what it does. ERICA: Don't press it! EMMA: Why not? ERICA: Something bad could happen. DARREN: If she doesn’t press it’s going to be one short crossover. EMMA: Exactly! Here goes nothing (Press button.) SCENE: GENE, ELI, AVA, and MAYLYN are in GENLYN’s apartment. GENE: No, no, that’s not how the movie went! ELI: Uh yes it is! The muppets movie ends with them walking outside of the theatre where they are greeted by their fans. GENE: We’re talking about the first movie! ELI: No the new one! You Noodle! Will you ever come to understand the sweet majesty that is the 2011 Muppets??? (become ted) (The SOTC gang fall from the ceiling into the laps of characters.) GENE: Get Off of me! (HE pushes DARREN off of HIM.) ELI: (To ERICA) How you doing~ ERICA: Ugh, (SHE gets off of HIM.) ELI: How unexpected you should fall out of the sky like a beautiful winter snow. AVA: Hi? EMMA: (Trying to make it less awkward.) I like the... color of your shirt… MAYLYN: (SHE’s holding JOSH like a baby. [Why Eve, why]) Who are you? JOSH: Josh? GENE: Why are you four crazy people in my house! (warhead, Note for Dren you know what to do) (EVERYONE situates themselves. (ie stand up.)) DARREN: It’s not like we wanted to be here. GENE: Your voice sounds familiar. DARREN: So does yours. BOTH AT THE SAME TIME: That's kinda weird. EMMA: Maybe we can go back. ERICA: I told you it was a bad idea. EMMA: "I'm Erica, I told you this was a bad idea, I look like a female Eli" (SHE looks at a plot device, and it reads error plot convenience.) It says error. DARREN: So we’re stuck? (he rolls his eyes) EMMA: We’re stuck. (she smiles) GENE: Just who are you people, and why are you in my house?! EMMA: Well, I’m Emma, That’s Josh, Erica and Darren. GENE: Well Emu's Pink Windmill Kids need to leave. MAYLYN: Gene (SHE grabs HIS arm. Basically this is for the sotc gang to think they are together.) They're clearly lost, Gene. We should help them. ERICA: (To ELI.) Are they... like a? ELI: No… ERICA: But they- ELI: (Sighs sadly.) I know. GENE: Why? MAYLYN: They fell out of the ceiling! That’s not normal! GENE: Nothing is normal here! EMMA: Hi guys! Don't mean to interrupt your lovers quarrel, but can you tell us where we are? AVA: I’m Ava, and you’re in the village of Eagle Drop. MAYLYN: Don't worry, I was in the same position as you not that long ago. AVA: I’m assuming you’re not from Feyon. JOSH: Heh, Eagle Droppings... AVA: Yep. Not from here. ELI: Feygon's what this planet is called. JOSH: That makes perfect sense. ELI: The hot head over there is Gene, the blonde girl with the terrifying synth is Maylyn. (To ERICA.) And I’m Eli. (ERICA rolls HER eyes.) JOSH: Well thanks for the nice hospitality, but we need to find someone who can fix that. GENE: Gelgrove doesn’t have a tech shop, the closest tech shop is in Bishops. JOSH: Great, then we’ll go to Bishops! GENE: Kid Nature(is there a reference I'm not getting?), Bishops is another continent. ELI: The continents take forever to get across, the closest place with a working tech shop. EMMA: Why don’t you just buy a plane ticket? MAYLYN: Only political figures have planes. ERICA: Trains, cars, ice cows, anything like that? AVA: Trains only go through cities, and I have no idea what a car is. Every couple of days does a budgie with passengers go through the forest in between the two. (did you make a small mistake in this line? I can't seem to figure it out) AVA: Maybe someone at the guild knows what to do? GENE: Great! Get them out of my apartment. MAYLYN: Gene! GENE: What! They aren’t welcome here! MAYLYN: I wasn’t welcome and look at us now. GENE: I- (Pause.) You right. ELI: Yeah, GENEius, let’s just bring them to the guild. GENE: Eli…I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat, I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, and then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal it away into your home and punch you in the face.
(Silence.) AVA: Okay let’s go. SCENE: The Guild. KIARA: Alright, so... you need help fixing this? EMMA: Yep. KIARA: Let’s see what I can do. (SHE uses HER powers to take it apart.) EMMA: (murmuring under her breath) Oh my gah she's so coooool JOSH: Hey, you guys have powers like us. Maybe you could help us with that. GENE: Want us to captain the titanic too? (Why do they make all of these historical references like the amazing 2011 Muppets? Is this a post-apocalyptic society?) KIARA: If I can replicate this machine with my magic, you guys will be on your way home. AVA: You’re amazing. KIARA: I know. EMMA: When do you think you’ll be done? KIARA: Hard to say, I’ll start work on it right now. GENE: Great, what do we do with them while they are here? DARREN: We aren’t animals ya know. GENE: Your resentment is delicious. Darren: Does my voice really sound this high? ELI: Hey girl, how 'bout I take you out for i c e~ cream? ERICA: How 'bout I throw you in a pit of dry i c e~? MAYLYN: We can all go out for ice cream. GENE: How about no! MAYLYN: Gene what has gotten into you?! GENE: Uh I don't know, uh, I think it’s called brain cells, something you all lack. ELI: I think it’s you that’s gotten into him. GENE: Eli what if I were to just innocently beat you up, hypothetically I’d probably get off with justifiable butt kicking. ELI: Y'know Gene, I'm used to you being a jerk, but even this is a new level for you. GENE: You are aware that I have fire powers, I could give your whole "matchmaker" scheme a whole new meaning. MAYLYN: (SHE grabs GENE by the pointy ear and drags HIM away.) You’re coming with me. (EXIT GENE AND MAYLYN.) DARREN: That guy is a jerk. (Darren has existential crisis maybe) ELI: You get used to it. DARREN: He takes up a lot of screen time doesn’t he? (GOLD) AVA: Yeah… (sighs sadly) EMMA: So who was that girl? ELI: Ava’s lover Kiara, she's like op, that's why she can't be a main character. JOSH: How long have you had powers for? AVA: All my life. JOSH: Do you think you could maybe help me with mine? AVA: Sure, whatcha need? JOSH: Even now, I still have trouble controlling it. AVA: I can work with you on that while we wait for Kiara to fix the thing. JOSH: Nice! Really, you’d be willing to help me? AVA: Yeah, I am the mom friend after all. JOSH: Thanks! AVA: Great let's head to the training grounds. (EXIT JOSH AND AVA.) ELI: And then there were four. EMMA: Why don’t you have a shirt on. ELI: Gotta let these pecs breathe! (HE says flexing.) ERICA: Pec? They're more like specks. DARREN: Well... what should we do while we wait? (The dry ice thing felt slightly unnecessary, but feel free to add it back in if you want) EMMA: Maybe we should get to know uh… ELI: Eli. EMMA: Yeah, Eli. ELI: Well, (he straightens up) what do you want to know? DARREN: Well, for starters, what’s a guild? ELI: Ah, this brings me back, a couple weeks when Maylyn was new. A guild is a place where mages go for work, they take jobs, make friends, and if your Maylyn or Gene find your true love. Right now we are kind of at war with another guild. EMMA: War? ELI: Long story. DARREN: Yeah so anyway so like what are your powers? ELI: Ice Ice Baby. Gotta stay chill ya know. -Edited by ya boy, Vanilla Rice
