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what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffanys at midnight. do I go for the vault? no, I go for the chandelier, it's priceless. as I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it's her father's business, she's tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but I go to canada. i don't trust her. besides, I like the cold. 30 yrs later, i get a postcard: I have a son, and he's the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. t tell tiffany to meet me in paris, by the trocadéro. she's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. idc. I don't show up. I go to berlin. that's where I stashed the chandelier. - Dwight Schrute, Assistant t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ regional manager
