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Ello good friendos! 'Tis I, Poorli, and this is going to not only act as my first project EVER, but as my profile project! How are you doing today? - Tired How tall are you? -About 70 feet compared to those buildings in the background What colour are your eyes? -In real life, bright green. On the internet? Bright green. What is your zodiac sign? -Capricorn >:D When were you born? -Precisely 6,000,000,000,000 years ago. Do you have/want any tattoos? -No. Do you have/want any piercings? -Ears pierced, yee. Who is/are your best friend/s? -They're nonexistent. (But @Willowthistle and @Bumblewing_ are good friendos of mine!) What makes you happy? -The pain of others. What are your top 5 favourite bands? 1) FOB 2) Cavetown 3) Marina and the Diamonds 4) Skillet 5) 5 Seconds of summer What are your top 5 favourite songs? - Home by Cavetown - Teeth by 5 Seconds of Summer - The Call from Narnia, Prince Caspian - Literally anything from FOB - Soldier by Fluerie What are your favourite movies? - Anything STAR WARS - Anything Disney What are your favourite TV shows? - Voltron (Original) - Voltron (Netflix reboot) Favourite people/person? -Does my food count? If so, then the baked potato I had for lunch. You were very enjoyable XD. Favourite colour? GREEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN Favourite book? Anything from the Wheel of Time book series by Robert Jordan. Favourite animal? -Dragon, Manticores, Perythons, literally anything mythical Favourite food? -Anything vegan Are you a vegetarian? -No. I'M VEGAN! >:0 How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? -None. I'm 12. Describe your crush? -Again, I'm 12. Describe your dream girl/guy? -Invisible and nonexistent. I shall live alone with 700 cats! Who was the last person you held hands with? -0-0 No one really Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? -I've not spoken to an actual human being for approximately 600,000 years. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? -Yes, my dog gives excellent kisses. Random fact about yourself? -I have 2 of the symptoms of psychopathy. Do you play any instruments? -Saxophone >:0 What are you bad habits? -Food is my weakness. Are you outgoing or shy? -So outgoing that people tend to steer clear of me *Sniff* Who needs friends!? Do you have trust issues? -No duh I do. Where are you from? -New Zealand Where would you like to travel? -The US Have you ever been arrested/expelled? -No, I'm a teachers pet. What makes you angry? -Idiots. What makes you happy? -The destruction of my enemies. What does the most recent text that you sent say? -"Lol, bye then." Do you believe in luck and miracles? -Sometimes, I feel like I have Mat's luck 0-0 (Wheel of Time) Do you believe in life on other planets? -Mathematically, there must be some other form of life in the universe, do to the universe being endless and the amount of suns creating Goldilocks zones able to sustain life are infinite. Do you believe in love at first sight? -No. It's dumb and idiot and it DESERVES TO BURN IN A PIT OF DESPAIR! Do you believe in ghosts? -No. Are you afraid of the dark? -I live in the darkness. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? -Does a stuffed bear that's about 5 and a half feet tall and about 3 feet wide that I use as a pillow count? Or is it just a pillow 0-0. Do you regret anything from your past? -No. What is your aesthetic? -Darkness and destruction. What are you currently wearing? -Thick winter pajamas because I was too lazy to do laundry yesterday and these are the only things I have clean. Good thing we're in quarantine XD. What is your dream job? -Prosecution lawyer, nothing you say will make me change my mind. Do you have a 'catchphrase'? -"Let us take over the world, my children!" What is your lucky number(s)? -Nine hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-three. (999,999,999,999,993) Do you have any song stuck in your head? -Probably something from FOB