guys he's started to question me when i tell him regular old FACTS like he didn't believe me when i told him how many hearts an octopus had BOYCOTT WIKIPEDIA THEY TOOK DOWN MY WIKI PAGE ABOUT THE ETCETERA ETCETERA AND I HAD TO REWRITE IT edit 7/3/20: Updated my website! Learn about the mysterious ellipsis Lies I've told since then -oops, looks like dad bought a poisonous batch of grapes -little red riding hood's name is red ridinghood -barefoot wine is made from grapes squashed by human feet website about the fearsome scandinavian mythological creature, the etcetera etcetera: https://fountasamelia.wixsite.com/mysite/post/the-legend-of-the-etcetera-etcetera and the wiki page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Etcetera_Etcetera guys i've made so many projects lately potential lies to tell him ================== -apples actually scream, stickers kill them -umbilical cord can turn into a tail -aardvark is a log -foxes are orange because orange is in -babies have yellow skin with purple polka dots -trick him into eating salad with board game money -ELLIPSIS MYTH -tell him there's cake but there isn't cake -deforestation can lead to earth destruction and extreme aging #lies #brother #bigsis #stories
