DISCLAIMER: These are NOT real quotes said by real people! These are only made to make you laugh! If the word has '()' around it, that means to get rid of it if it doesn't make sense in that sentence Please let me know if I have any spelling errors! Put your favorite quote in the comments! Mine is "In the shower, I eat myself" or "When someone crys, I steal food" xD
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