Type in your insult and the computer will generate a suitable comeback. Please don't put punctuation after the insult otherwise it will confuse the computer and it will explode. This is an amazing new invention that will change the world because now everyone will know great comebacks. Please don't spoil it for everyone else by telling them what goes on after you click on the green flag otherwise the computer will send you a message so horrible that it wakes the dead and everyone who you love dies. Including you. Follow these rules and you will survive the awesomeness of these comebacks and the great power that I have now bestowed on you. Use this wisely my friend.
I would like to thank me, myself and I because they are the people that have helped me the most in this great and glorious quest of finding the greatest comebacks to any insult that you put in.
