Press S to start. Use the arrow keys to move. Touch green to go to the next level. Avoid blue because it ends your game instantly. Press W to use your weapon if you have one. Press R to restart if you touch blue.
I felt like making a small game, because I wanna make sure some of you know that Sausagefanclub hasn't stopped making Scratch projects yet. This is mostly sort of a joke game, though I got more invested into it than I had originally intended, so it's probably more fun than it was supposed to be. But I guess that's a good thing. The graphics are intentionally poor, because I wanted it to seem super bad and unorganized. This is actually the first real game I've made on my Extra account. As indicated by the title, this game is so difficult that it's impossible, and I don't think anyone will ever win. But you can try if you want to. This game will attempt to trick you sometimes, so be cautious and keep your eyes peeled! I'm pretty sure I've fixed all the glitches, but if you think you see one, tell me what happened and I'll try to sort it out. All sound effects were made by me in LMMS. None of the music used is owned by me; each track belongs to its respective composer.
