Here's my very flim flam introduction. Oh, right, you need to click the green flag first. Feel free to ask me anything in the comments section.
Better introduction underway. If I'm not lazy. So sorry. I am Dirk, a blue dragon-like amalgamation. I am a human's inferiority complex, of whom is quite lazy and not that good at getting good. Credit to RanneM, Diramus, 14GPanskaMuzatko_Matej, adgawrhbshbffsfgvsrf, sunnyflower and SketchComPod on freesound.org for the sound effects (specifically, the text beep, inhale, exhale, button press, rustling and clacking). I cut out the parts of those sounds that I didn't need. Yeah, they're using a CC0 license, but I'd like to give attribution where it's due.
