Use your mouse to move. Press Q and R together to reset. The "world record" variable isn't accurate, and I don't know how to fix that. I might ask griffpatch at some point. But for now, just hover your mouse over the world record display to see the leaderboards.
So basically I made griffpatch's masterpiece into an annoying water level. The movement is slower, and if you don't beat the game in 10 minutes, you drown and the game resets.