Bookie wanted me to audition, so here it is: My audition as Frank. He seems like a great guy, what with all his lip smacking and "random bursts of laughter or screaming." As you can likely tell, I spent a lot of time getting into character. Vocal exercises, chewing my food as loudly as possible, and yelling "I'm going to get you" while playing tag in the most creepy way possible. All in all, Frank is 10/10 the best character, would audition again. If you got this far, you must care about what I am writing here for some reason. In that case, you might also like the blooper clip I also included in the project. It might even make you laugh. That is, if I hadn't just told you it's ~5 seconds of me forgetting my line and laughing about it. Why did I tell you that and ruin what little enjoyment you might have gotten out of listening to that clip? Simple, I am trying to stay in character, and going on a long, ironic, self-referencing, and completely irrelevant train of thought seems like a Frank-ish thing to do. My expectations of this character based on the few lines of dialogue given in the audition project are probably way off from what kind of person Frank actually turns out to be, but if Frank is anything like the person I think he is, then I will have a lot of fun playing this character. If he isn't, then *random bursts of screaming*. Also, credit to Bookie, I can't wait to listen to the finished podcast.
