Here is IKEA!Sans, my own Sans AU! And now, the bio: Name: IKEA!Sans (Should the adressal name be Ikea or something else like Kea?) Likes: Instruction manuals, blue hats, putting things together, knocking when it isn't necessary (before going into a restaurant, for example) mazes, extra parts, chairs named Karl, meatballs Dislikes: Instant dinners, easy to put together furniture, Home Depot, enthusiastic procrastinators, organization and/or symmetry (perfectly symmetrical weapons can do more damage... I never thought I'd type that), sweet things, tight/enclosed spaces (the IKEA is big and open .-.) Backstory (changed on another project*): One day a young Kea found himself in the middle of an IKEA, and no way to leave, because it is a maze. So now he works (and lives) there. He has everything he needs, and now he basically runs the place because he's been there so long. Yes, this is the highest rank member of the Multiverse IKEA. If a customer he doesn't like asks for directions, he gives them directions that are sure to get them lost. If a ship he doesn't like arrives, he watches as the ship breaks, because well, it's IKEA. Kea wears a key around his neck that gives access to the back room, the most legendary of places. There's another key hidden under the door mat to the store itself. If you order a leather couch, he'll send you a cow and instructions on how to skin it. usually laughs like 'aheh heh..' yeEt kArL is LifE He's a little shorter than Classic Sans, but not like Blue or Ink sm0l. Leaving the IKEA always seems strange to him, but he doesn’t necessarily look down on it. The longer he’s out, the less sure he is though.
