Capitalism has been destroyed. By who, may you ask? Well, it was none other than Morgz Mum! Obama is in panic. What’s he gonna do without his precious capitalism? Bumblebee and Pink Ranger are called to the White House to help. “Hello, Bumblebee and Pink Ranger. Would you like some tea?” Obama asked enthusiastically. “Yes, we would love some!” Pink ranger enthusiastically. They drank the tea and then went unconscious. They woke up in a secret spy headquarters. “Welcome to the Super Secret Spy Squad for Spying Suspects Secretly, or the SSSSSSS for short,” Obama told them. “We need your help to stop Morgz Mum. She already destroyed capitalism, and now she wants to destroy science! We must stop her at all costs!” Obama wept. “We can help you, Obama! We can use the Obamasabers!” Bumblebee cheered cheerfully. “Yes, Obamasabers are good. You see, there are two sides of the Force: the Obama side and the Morgz side. Morgz Mum is the master of the Morgz Force, which is evil. I am the master of the Obama Force, which is good. We must bring balance to the Force by destroying Morgz Mum, and also Morgz, her apprentice!” Obama explained. Bumblebee and Pink ranger nodded while kissing. This makes sense. “To help, we got Bernard,” Obama explained as Bernard came in with his Batman suit. “Hi mom! Hi dad!” Bernard explained. “Hey there, son! How’s it going being Batman?” Bumblebee asked. “It’s great! Also, it turns out I’m a Jedi! I am now Obama’s padwan,” Bernard explained. “So, what is the plan?” Pink ranger explained. “Since Bernard is a Jedi, he will go fight Morgz Mum. Bumblebee and Pink ranger, you must go find Morgz. He has been missing for 25 hours, and we think he might be doing evil things,” Obama explained. They all agreed and split up. Bumblebee and Pink ranger get some horses from the back and ride till they can’t no more to find Morgz. They find him in the ruins of the house robot their kids made three years ago. He was looking for their old copy of Just Dance 2018 for the Wii. Morgz dug and dug and dug and dug and found it. “Yay! I found Just Dance 2018 for the Wii! It has enough power to destroy science!” Morgz cheered. Bumblebee gasped. Pink ranger also gasped. They gasped so hard that they ran into each other. But they were ok. “Now I gotta get this to my mum so she can use it,” Morgz whispered as he jumped off. The couple chased after him. Meanwhile, Bernard was driving the Batmobile to Morgz Mum’s evil lair… a bouncy house Walmart! It’s like Walmart, but bouncy. Bernard bounced in and found Morgz Mum bouncing in a bouncy chair. “Hello, Bernard. Join the Morgz side!” Morgz Mum cackled. “Never! I work for Obama!” Bernard cackled back. “Obama is dumb!” Morgz Mum cackled harder. “No he’s not! Obama is good! You are bad!” Bernard cackled extremely. Then they agreed to stop cackling as it was tearing up their throats. “Why am I bad? I am good! If you get rid of me, there is no balance in the Force!” Morgz Mum explains. Bernard pondered this for a bit. He decided to go up to the sky and ask for advice from Robert Dairy Junior, who was turning into Jeremy Rener. “Do we need the Morgz side for balance?” Bernard asked. “Uh, I mean, do we?” Jeremy Rener sang as he morphed into lasagna. Bernard was enlightened by this deep conversation and returned to Morgz Mum. “I figured it out! I need to destroy you cause your evil!” Bernard declares. Morgz Mum screamed and kicked and blasted lots of lightning. Bernard pulls out his Obamasaber and hits the lightning, making it explode so hard that the bouncy Walmart shakes into a rattle.
Morgz Mum pulls out her Morgzsaber and duels Bernard of the fates. They fight and sometimes they get hurt but sometimes they win. Suddenly, Morgz shows up with Just Dance 2018 for the Wii and throws it to his mum. Morgz Mum grabs it and now has unlimited power! “Yes! I have Just Dance 2018 for the Wii! Now I can destroy science with my epic powers!” Morgz Mum cackles. “Wait, we said no cackling is allowed anymore!” Bernard explained. Then Morgz Mum combusted because she broke the rules. Morgz gasped. Morgz cried. Morgz died. Why? Because Pink ranger tan blasted him. Bumblebee hugged his son in proudness. “Son, I am more proud of you than that one time I went to a sandwich shop and they were out of cheese,” Bumblebee declared triumphantly. Obama walked in and dabbed. “Woah, hey, fellow kids, that was legit! Wanna play some epic Fortnite?” Obama yeeted. Bumblebee thought this was so cool, so he kissed Pink ranger. But, Bernard stabbed him with the Obamasaber! “Son, why did you do that?” Bumblebee asked. “Because now that Obama and Morgz Mum are gone, the Force is balanced!” Bernard cried. They all realized the truth in this statement and gazed out into the sun. After they gazed, they went to see an eye doctor because you shouldn’t stare at the sun. The end. For now! Also, Ninjago Cole is dead.
