If MrTorr's project Platform Starter used the Zelda CDI's game engine, these could be the results... Space=Jump...? Left/Right=Move Down=Crouch...?
Thanks to MrTorr for making the original! I assure you, it is a lot more stable than this hilarity. The Zelda CDI was a set of two games for (surprise) the Phillips CDI. Their legacy? Hateful reviews and cutscene usage in YTPs. The game is not as messed up as is implied here as THIS IS A JOKE PROGRAM. Also, no outright criticism is intended here, as bad as the game may be. It's just kind of a funny version of the original Platform Starter.