bonk wilson. press backstory button to see why you are bonking wilson. press hat button to give wilson swag hat. ther is also a secret button which grants instant death
do you hate wilson? are his sideburns just a little TOO manly? well this is the game for you embark on a story of betrayal, pain, and revenge about bonking this STINKY STINKY man to death reach 100 total bonks to win absolutely nothing!
