“I hate cats,” Bumblebee said. At the sound of this, Pink Ranger flipped the table and screamed: “How could you say that??? Cats are so epic, bro!” At the sound of this, Bumblebee flipped the table and shouted: “No!” At the sound of this, the table flipped Pink Ranger while she said, “That’s it, you’re the worst! I wish we never met!” Bumblebee for a second considered his options: he could apologize, leave, create an alternate reality where he never met Pink Ranger, or join Wheel Of Fortune. He decided to go join Wheel Of a Fortune, where he lost in the first ten seconds. While leaving Wheel Of Fortune, he passed a garbage can that happened to be the home of Waluigi, the town loser. “Haha, you are so dumb, Waluigi!” Bumblebee laughed enthusiastically. “Well, at least I have a good wife!” Waluigi retarted. “Who is thou wife?” Bumblebee inquired. Waluigi pulled out a mop. “Meet Mop, my lovely wife! She bakes cookies!” Waluigi cheered. Bumblebee ate one of the cookies and it tasted like a chocolate brick. “Say, Bumblebee, would you like me to make you an alternate reality where you never met Pink Ranger?” Walugi offered while kissing Mop. “That would be so epic! You are still a loser though. How can you do that?” Bumblebee cried. “I can make an alternate reality using the Aculos!” Waluigi replied as he pulls it out. “Woah! What does the Aculos do?” Bumblebee asked. “Basically whatever is needed for the story to progress!” Waluigi told him. “Very epic! Now make me a new reality thing!” Bumblebee bumbled. Waluigi zapped Bumblebee with the Aculos and he was warped into a new reality. Bumblebee arrived at Wendy’s on the day he met Pink Ranger, but Pink Ranger never walked through the door. She went to McDonald’s instead! That means she will never meet Bumblebee. “Haha, I did it!” Bumblebee cheered. Now he could do whatever his yellow heart desired, like kick cats. He did this for several days before looking up and noticing the world was in total chaos. There was a poster that said “All hail King Waluigi and Queen Mop!” Oh no, this is very not cool. Bumblebee ventured to the White House and found that Waluigi turned it into his own castle with seven pinball machines on the roof. “Welcome to Waluigi’s Castle of Castleness, Bumblebee!” Waluigi cheered as he kissed Mop. “Wait, how did this happen?” Bumblebee asked. “Well, you see, when you and Pink Ranger first met, I was stealing a key to get power over the world. But, when you and Pink Ranger bumped into each other on the lips, the power of your love turned me into a loser and I couldn’t complete my quest. But, now that you two never fell in love, I am not a loser! In fact, I am the coolest dude ever!” Waluigi cackled. Waluigi ordered his Oreo guards to yeet Bumblebee away, and they did hard. Bumblebee realized he needed to find Pink Ranger and reactivate their love power so Waluigi would be a loser again. Bumblebee went to Bernard to ask where she was. “Oh no, dad, you’re too late! Mom has been dating Morgz since you two never met, and they’re getting married in three seconds!!!” Bernard cried so loudly that the moon died. Bumblebee gasped and ran to the wedding. Twelve seconds later, he made it to the wedding, and just in time! Morgz and Pink Ranger were at the altar, about to kiss.
“Pink Ranger, stop! Marry me instead!” Bumblebee asked. Pink Ranger pondered this. “Why?” Pink Ranger asked. “Because you are the metaphorical sunshine in the sun of the shines and I don’t remember the rest,” Bumblebee moaned. Pink Ranger was so deeply touched by this that she ran to Bumblebee and kissed him. “Ok, I will marry you instead!” Pink Ranger cheered. Morgz stomped his feet on the clouds and walked over to them. “Hey, dude, that’s my wife!” Morgz angered. “But you never married her, lol!” Bumblebee said as he kicked Morgz to the moon. Bumblebee looked around, but Waluigi was still in control. Wasn’t him and Pink Ranger having love power again supposed to make him a loser? Waluigi crackled and said, “Well, now I have my own love power with Mop to fight against yours! And our love is a bajillion times stronger than yours!” “Oh yeah? Well, check this out!” Bumblebee said as he kissed Pink Ranger twelve times. Waluigi gasped and kissed Mop thirteen times. The kiss-off has begun! Bumblebee and Pink Ranger had rapid fire kisses, with twenty-three kisses per second. Waluigi got some Flex Tape and taped him and Mop’s lips together, resulting in one extended kiss that could outpower the rapid kissing. Bumblebee gasped while kissing and tried to think of a plan. Then Pink Ranger suggested, “Let’s also kiss with our ears!” They did this and got triple the kiss power. Waluigi was powerless against this epic move and became a total loser once again. This resets the timeline and returned Bumblebee to the normal world, where Waluigi was crying in his trash can. “No! I have lost control! The world is back to normal! Why do I have such a cruel fate?” “Because you’re a dummy dumb dumb,” Bumblebee laughed as he went back home to see Pink Ranger. When he got home, PInk Ranger was still flipping tables because she was mad at Bumblebee. “Hey, Pink Ranger, I’d like to apologize. Cats are not that bad. Some of them look kinda cute. Plus, I don’t want this to ruin our lovely marriage of love. Will you forgive me?” Bumblebee pleaded. At first, Pink Ranger said no, but after a few days she came around and said yes. Their marriage continued in harmony and Waluigi was a sad loser forever. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. The end.
