The amalgamation sits impatiently in a chair, bouncing a little. The interviewer enters the room and sits down at the opposite side of the table. ??: Good evening. Ennard: He..helloo.. ??: Are you ready to answer some questions now? Ennard: Suuureee, give it a shot. *giggling* ??: First, who am I talking to right now? Ennard: Me! Ennard! ??: That's your name? Ennard: Yeah! ??: Alright. How did you end up in the sewers under a neighborhood? Ennard: Little incident with a scooper.. ??: Scooper? Ennard: A biiiggg scooper. Scoop! Scoop, scoop! Ahaha! Ennard proceeds to laugh hysterically for several seconds before stopping abruptly and staring at the interviewer. ??: ...And what happened in this incident? Ennard: *Ignoring the question* You know, I can change my voice! Wanna see?? ??: Wh- Ennard: *Now in a loud, stuttery voice* A-ARE YOU RE-READY TO P-P-PARTY?! AHAHA! It got out of its chair, standing up straight. The interviewer reaches for the taser provided. ??: Sit down, please! Ennard: *Ignores interviewer, switches to the voice of a young girl* Or maybe we can have some icecream!! The interviewer reaches over to shock 'Ennard' with the taser. It lets out a garbled screech and quickly sits down, reverting to its normal voice. It seemed distressed. Ennard: P-please, n-no more... ??: Cooperate, and no shocks will be given. Now, answer the questions. Ennard: Fine..party pooper..What's the next one? ??: Is it true you're made up of several advanced robots? Ennard: Yes! We're all very smart! ??: Are you under the control of somebody, following programming, or acting on your own accord? Ennard twitched a little, still agitated. It seemed to pause to ponder the question. Ennard: ..Welll, it's complicated. We were all made to be able to follow commands and carry out...tasks. But after a while, we kinda got some free will and could make our own decisions! Pretty cool, huh? ??: Hm..What about thoughts? Do you share them as an amalgamation or have different consciousnesses? Does each part of you take turns to control the whole, or is there a central leader? Ennard: Huh? ??: Do I need to repeat the question? Ennard: Sorry, I just zoned out for a second. Or did we just zone out for a second? Or did he just zone out for a second? Or did she just zone out for a second?! ??: ..Ennard? Ennard became frustrated and slammed their hand on the table. Ennard: IT'S HARD, OKAY?! ??: I'm sorry for offending you, but settle down. Ennard: Next. Question. ??: Who was responsible for creating you? Or rather the robots who make up you? Ennard paused and glared at the interviewer. Ennard: Him.. ??: Who? Ennard: I was just a toy, a test..he destroyed me, left me to rot..Used me. ??: What do you mean? Ennard: Tore me apart and put what was left on display. Well, no more. I'M in control now! Ennard began to climb on the table. The interviewer made to switch on his taser again. ??: Sit down! Ennard proceeded to look him up and down, removing its clown mask. Ennard: Say, I think you'd make a lovely new host...It should only hurt for a moment. Ennard then suddenly sprang at the interviewer, knocking them both to the ground. It took several controlled shocks to neutralize it and cause it to climb to the ceiling. The interviewer was swiftly taken out of the room and given medical attention. Ennard hasn't moved from its spot since. [End]
Inspired by @Roxy_Animatics 's interview projects (Check them out!) Also based off of this gem: https://youtu.be/Wfg32MQYcJ8 Tell me if you like it or if I should do more- Scoop doesn't look like a word anymore.
